Lyrics

[Verse 1] I wake up on the floor, I don't remember why A little blood on my shirt, I got a big black eye I'm dressed for success, just don't look under the hood It's so damn hard to be so damn good [Verse 2] I walk down the street, I got a spring in my step I owe Tom a little money, made a few bad bets I spent too much scratch on an Italian suit It's so damn hard to be so damn cute [Refrain] Babe, I'm feelin' myself, I greet the haters with a smile It's so damn hard to have so much style [Verse 3] I fall flat on my face while I'm hailin' a cab Kids are laughin' on the corner, yeah, but I'm not mad I tell 'em, "Stay in school," some other good advice It's so damn hard to be so damn nice [Refrain] Hecklers at the concert, baby, critics can be cruel It's so damn hard to be so damn cool [Verse 4] I'm singin' outta tune, but I don't care My wife, she likes me even more now that I'm losin' my hair You say you feel my pain, babe, I wish you could It's so damn hard to be so damn good It's so damn hard to be so damn good