The Bidding

Lyrics

[Intro] Mm mm mm, mm-mm mm mm Mm mm mm, mm-mm mm mm Mm-mm-mm mm mm, mm mm mm Mm mm mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm... [Verse 1] I've been sleeping in a cardboard box Spending every dollar at the liquor shop And even though I know I haven't got a lot I'll try to give you love until the day you drop [Break] Mm mm mm, mm-mm mm mm Mm mm mm, mm-mm mm... [Verse 2] I've been training like a Pavlov dog Let my independence out to take a hike All you gotta do is activate my bell And I'll fetch you anything you like [Chorus] Going once, going twice Every man here has a price Over where? Over there? Sold to not a single lady in here [Verse 3] I've been here likе a thousand times Dated evеry woman in the atmosphere I've been to every continent Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent Just remember not to love me when I disappear [Verse 4] I graduated at the top I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie So if you have a fantasy of being a queen Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me [Chorus] Going once, going twice Won't these gentlemen suffice? Any here? Any there? Any motions anywhere? Going twice, going thrice Guess this means we'll go four times a lady [Bridge] I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around) And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need Don't worry, I will never let you- Down, let you down Don't worry, I will never let you down [Outro] So many ladies are wanting for mates And the prospects are good, but the date's never great Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere They're too busy with winning the bidding to care And he's sold