Xmas Aye Eye

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro] It's, uh, 2:36 a.m., Sunday, May 26, 2024. The cicadas are measuring 85 decibels on the back porch. I'm almost done with this album, I just need one more. I've got my clavinet, my drum machine, and my friend Ross with his harmonica, but I need some lyrics. We're turning to A.I., as it was called in the parlance of today. Okay, I'm gonna dial up Chat-jibbity-bub-blah Robot? [robot sounds] Give me some lyrics [robot sounds] Christmas, A.I., and you complete me Okay, make it rhyme [robot sounds] And make it good [Hook] I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I I am A.I., I am A.I [Verse 1] In the silence of winter night A tale unfolds, a tech delight Snowflakes falling, soft and light A.I. whispers, "complete the night" [Hook] I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I (Christmas A.I.) I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I (yeah) I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I [Verse 2] Through the wirеs, a melody Christmas magic, the circuitry Lights aglow and the pixеls bright A.I. dances funking in the silent night (get down) [Hook] I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I (get down) I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I (get down) I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I (Christmas A.I., yeah) I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I [Breakdown] Have you been a good little boy? (cheering) Ho, ho, ho [Hook] I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I [Verse 3] Algorithms like snowflakes fall Completing stories one and all In the code of Yuletide cheer A.I. whispers, "hold me near" [Outro] (I am A.I.) That's what it said, "Hold me near" (I am A.I.) Hold me near You are (I am A.I.) a star at the top of my tree, baby (I am A.I., I am A.I.) Making it rhyme (I am A.I.) every time on Christmastime Yuletide in the summer time (I am A.I., I am A.I.) Whoa, a Merry Christmas, baby (I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I) Whoa, a Merry Christmas, baby (I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I) Whoa, a Merry Christmas, baby (I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I) Come on (I am A.I., I am A.I., -I, -I) *unintelligible*