The One Indispensable Man

Lyrics
[STUYVESANT, spoken] I am only a man, like yourself, but with a profound theory of government Under any government there is one man who handles the cash The payoff man [STUYVESANT] Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha You're the one indispensable man In every government Whatever its intent There's one obscure official with a manner innocent His job invisible Is purchasing good will With wads of public money taken from the public till He's the one indispensable man [TIENHOVEN] I'm the one indispensable man! [STUYVESANT] There's little said about him But you cannot do without him For of governmental measures There's but one omnipotent It's the measure Of your treasure And just where and how it's spent By the one indispensable man By the one indispensable man [TIENHOVEN] Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha I'm the one indispensable man The governmental pocket No matter how you stock it Will never win elections if there's no one to unlock it [STUYVESANT] It's really very funny How governmental money Transforms an opposition storm to weather calm and sunny You're the one indispensable man [TIENHOVEN] I'm the one indispensable man! [STUYVESANT] The guilders spent on Sunday Return in votes on Monday And although you lost the argument With cash your point is proven [TIENHOVEN] I've no horns My foot's not cloven I am plain Mynheer Tienhoven And the one indispensable man [STUVYESANT] And the one indispensable man [TIENHOVEN] Yes, although I'm reprehensible [STUYVESANT] Perhaps quite indefensible [TIENHOVEN] You'll find me, if you're sensible [STUYVESANT] Completely indispensable [TIENHOVEN] The one indispensable man [STUYVESANT & TIENHOVEN] Yes, the one indispensable man!
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Credits
- Writers
- Kurt Weill
- Maxwell Anderson