Fowl Affair

Lyrics

[Intro] H-how it go again? Cyan bear the first part weh you say now Wha-what me say Is what you hear It's a fowl affair So don't you interfere [Chorus] Me have two fowl a mi yard One a cock, and one a hen But the cock a put me inna problem Me decide fi sell the cock...but me nah bother sell him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 1] The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend The cock bruk couple of Mrs. Jane fowl dem The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again The cock "err err err!" and wake up Karen Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin The cock 'round a back a pick out the sal' ting What a joke, eeh man? [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a cock, and one a hen But the cock a get me inna problem Me decide fi sell the cock...but me nah bother sell him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 2] One time me and some gyal next door did a friend And true the cock, dem no deal with me again They say, when them catch the cock, a the feathers dem a send A gyal lick down mi fowl over Cockburn Pen And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah, mi friend!" "One more Guinness and the cock gone again" [Chorus] Two fowl a mi yard One a cock, and one a hen But the cock a put me inna problem Me decide fi sell the cock...but me nah bother sell him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 3] I don't like how this fowl yah program This fowl yah a put me inna botheration A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down 'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mr. Chung A the first fowl me see girls a run down [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a cock, and one a hen But the cock a put me inna problem Me decide fi kill the cock...but me nah bother kill him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 4] The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend The cock bruk couple of Mrs. Jane's fowl dem The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again The cock "err err err!" and wake up Karen Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin The cock 'round a back a pick out the sal' ting Oh, what a ting?! [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a cock, and one a hen But the cock a put me inna problem Me decide fi kill the cock...but me nah bother kill him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 5] One time me and some girl next door did a friend And true the cock, them nuh deal with me again They say, when them catch the cock, a the feathers dem a send A gyal lick down mi fowl over Cockburn Pen And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah, mi friend!" "One more Guinness and the cock gone again" [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a cock, and one a hen But the cock a put me inna problem Me decide fi kill the cock...but me nah bother kill him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 6] I don't like how this cock yah program This fowl yah a put me inna botheration A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down 'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mr. Chung A the first fowl me see girls a run down [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a cock, and one a hen But the cock a put me inna problem Me decide fi kill the cock...but me nah bother kill him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Outro] The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend The cock bruk couple of Mrs. Jane fowl dem The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again The cock "err err err!" and wake up Karen Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin The cock 'round...