Lyrics

[Intro] Lord mi say, if unno think Shelley Ann a the scandal Unno nuh hear nothin' yet This here one here about Dwayne An him an Shelley Ann is not the same [Chorus] Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!) Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!) [Verse 1] Your girl tell me say, you can't even spend five minutes And she tell me say, she fed up 'cuz you worthless And she tell me say a whole heap a time you flop And you find excuse 'bout muscle contract She tell me say you weak and related to sleep And when she want do it you a fight off the sheet Marathon fi run, she get hot like the sun And ready fi have fun, but you pop off and done Oh no! Oh no... [Chorus] Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!) Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!) [Verse 2] She tell me one night when the rain did a fall The wickedest time when nature start call She want you fi come tear down her wall But you say you couldn't come cuz you a watch football She a tell me bout Valentine weekend When you take her to drive-in with your three friend She embarrassed and she couldn't tell Gwen How she spend Valentine with you and three wise men Ohh no! Oh no... Unno listen now no Now she tell me that things a get worse She say you dead like body inna hearse All you good for fi dress up and nurse And she can't take it no more, it hurt [Chorus] Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!) Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (oh no!) [Verse 3] Me hear say man say that, Guinness put it back Make you can't stop, tougher than rock Irish Moss, linseed, soursop Then you wouldn't flop, your girl wouldn't chat And you wouldn't have to hear this from Red Rat Ohh no! This is serious! [Chorus] Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (again!) Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (Back to the top!) [Verse 4] Your girl tell me say, you can't even spend five minutes And she tell me say, she fed up 'cuz you worthless And she tell me say a whole heap a time you flop And you find excuse 'bout muscle contract She tell me say you weak and related to sleep And when she want do it you a fight off the sheet Marathon fi run, she get hot like the sun And ready fi have fun, but you pop off and done Oh no! This is serious... [Chorus] Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name (bonehead!) Man what a shame Me and you a friend but trust me Dwayne Yuh can't have a girl and every night she complain Me vex yanno, cuz' you a give man bad name... [Fade out]