Left, Right, Goodnight!

Lyrics

[Spoken intro: Iain] (And in the red corner, coming in at one million pounds, and with a record of zero wins and one thousand losses, the defeatable, Bears in Trees!) [Verse] You set fire to the sofa I was sleeping on With one simple sentence you stopped my life in its tracks Became ash, a fraction of myself, lost at sea for years And I always forgave you for that [Chorus] Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight [Verse] You made a knife out of my kindness You reflected my compassion So I wouldn't see the steel in your hand You cut me and bled out all the love I had Weak and tired, I always forgave you for that [Chorus] Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight [Bridge] I had grey hanging heavy on my eyelids, an eternity And I always forgave you for that But now I'm crying at every TV show, just the mildly sappy stuff And I won't let that feeling of numb ever come back And now I see, I'm still making it all about me And I hope you can forgive me for that [Chorus: Callum, Iain] Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror (Why I oughta give) A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight (That kid in the mirror) Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror (A swift right hook) A swift right hook (A left, right) A left, right, goodnight (A left, right, goodnight)