TAKE OFF

Lyrics

[Intro] Hello and welcome to this lit ass flight Federal law requires compliance with all signs, placards And crew member instructions Including my instructions To fasten your seatbelt Put the damn buckle inside the other buckle You probably do this everyday in your vehicle It's no different on a place To tighten it, just pull that strap Your seatbelt should be laid across your hips [Pre-Chorus] Are you ready for takeoff? We're about to get airborne, bitch [Instrumental] It's time to fuckin' take off, bitch Bitch Are you ready for takeoff? It's time to fuckin' take off, bitch We're about to experience some turbulence Are you ready for takeoff? [Outro] Uh, thanks for flying with us on this lovely day If you'd like to apply for a skymiles card Please see a flight attendant Otherwise, have a nice evening