Air Hatch

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Half the fun of being @ Von around the summer of 2009 Is standing outside w/ my DJ, Jason, the bouncer Cracking jokes and rating all the pretty girls that are Going up and down Bleeker to indulge in alcohol And bad decisions. What also attracts Most people to Von had to do with the Italian Restaurant next door named Bianca George, the owner, used to travel back and forth Between both places bringing food to customers At Von or announce to patrons awaiting a Table if one had opened. A year later, rent increase caused Bianca to close One timе, we're standing outside and Gеorge Who grew up in the Bronx, may've been short In stature but long in character, also possessed the Rarity of being a true New Yorker. George Always kept us entertained w/ stories for days Comes up to us just as Jason and I had just Finished laughing. George comes and goes "Look, I can pop lock!!!" Robotic animated jittery movements ensue What makes it more of a riot is that he Wasn't laughing "One time, I battled Mr. Freeze of the New York City Breakers." Jason asked, "OH, yeah, what happened?" "The kids in my neighborhood beat him up And stole his sheepskin." We start dying laughing "Damn, George is gorilla hood." He starts to tell us a story that another Patron, Nick St. George, told him about When he was in family court about this Jamaican couple standing in front of the Judge. The woman tells the judge that she Should keep the baby because she's the Mother. The judge looks at the guy Now George, in the worst imitation Jamaican Accent says, "Judge, if I put a quarter In a Coke machine and it comes out, is it The machine's or is it mine?" As he was finishing this story This crazy dude's running up to random cars Begging for change. He's mostly around On the weekends but I guess today is An exception. Just imagine a dirty, life-sized Mantis coming up to your car Knocking on your window screaming "I shot the Pope!! I shot the Pope!!! Now give me some change!!" It's not even funny anymore He's obnoxious and always accosting the Customers on the way out the bar I called him FUN GUY because he isn't "His name is Fun Guy, get it, Fungi" STAY AWAY