Grade 9 / If I Had $1000000

Lyrics

[Grade 9 / Verse 1] I got a blue and red Adidas bag and a humongous binder I'm trying my best not to look like a minor niner Went out for the football team to prove that I'm a man I guess I shouldn't tell 'em that I like Duran Duran [Chorus 1] This is me in Grade 9, baby This is me in Grade 9 (this is me in grade 9) This is me in Grade 9, baby This is me in Grade 9 [If I Had $1000000 / Verse 2] If I had a million dollars (well if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a house (well I would buy you a house) And if I had a million dollars (well if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (well if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a K-car (a nice Reliant automobile) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your lovе [Chorus 2] And if I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard And if I had a million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard And if I had a million dollars Maybe wе could put that little tiny fridge in there somewhere [Banter] Little tiny fridge, and maybe I could direct that old lady out there Oh, the Briar Street Theatre? It's right up that ladder, lady Welcome to the Briar Street Theatre, have a Fruit Roll-up Aren't you gonna eat it? Oh for Christ's sake! [Verse 3] If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yup, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you John Davidson's remains (ooh all them green and grey hair, remains and bones) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love [Chorus 3] And if I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store And if I had a million dollars We'd take a limousine 'cuz it costs more And if I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but we would! [Verse 4] If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love [Chorus 4] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars And if I had a million dollars I'd be rich Thank you very much! Thank you