Careless

Lyrics

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like, it's the hats See this black band 'round my neck? (It's nice) It's not just fashion Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five Alive juice I couldn't care less, how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care less, what's under k.d. lang's skirt Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doin'?" And Velma said, "Jinkies, Shag, I'm just fine." Then Daphne said to Fred, "Hey, let's get drunk down in the forest" And all night Fred was yackin' up red wine I couldn't care less, why was Fonzie cool (He was kinda goofy lookin') I couldn't care less, are the Sweathogs still in school (You know that I) I couldn't care less, how do they fill the Caramilk bar (Eighth wonder of my mind) I couldn't care less, if my car says, "The door is ajar" I wish I had a nickname like "Crusher", "Snake", or "Kenneth" 'Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred I'll call them for supper like this: "Dinner's ready, Al's!" I couldn't care less, what Morton Downey says I couldn't care less, what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper I couldn't care less, why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper (No, really, that's ridiculous) Bit of a crazy thing going on there Anybody goes out to a 7-11 store I mean perhaps if you're southeast you may not But uh, I mean the Super Big Gulp costs less than the small gulp and its Bigger, like forty ounces more pop for thirty cents less Doesn't make sense for the Barenaked Ladies And another thing, I was in a 7-11 the other day that had slush puppies and the raspberry ones are blue! I don't get it! I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse (It's ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five Alive juice (Apples, cheese, broccoli, pomento and piglet!) (I was reading right off the label) (I know) I couldn't care less, how old are Ernie and Bert? (Well, they're like four or something maybe they're like forty, they live together without any parents it'd be kinda weird) I couldn't care less, what's under k.d. lang's skirt (I don't know) I couldn't care less, why was Fonzie cool (Hey) I couldn't care less, are the Sweathogs still in school I couldn't care less (I couldn't care less)