On the S.S. Bernard Cohn

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[MILLARD] You were with someone else but Warren? [MURIEL] Was he bashful or was he foreign? [PRESTON] Just a tour, or a hot amour A friend or a beau? [MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] Where did you go tonight? [DAISY] "Come see the sights," said he "New York in lights," said he Said I, "It might be amusing" Next thing I knew we were cruising On the S.S. Bernard Cohn Chilly and shivery Out on the river, we Found us a corner to chat in As we were circling Manhattan On the S.S. Bernard Cohn Dear Mr. Cohn, if by chance you exist Tell Mrs. Cohn you deserve to be kissed After tonight you're the number one Mist- Er Cohn I've known Time went tick-tocking on Me, I kept yakking on Him, he just listened and listened He never looked Once at a sight And if his kindness Was being polite Somehow his eyes never left me alone Aboard the S.S. Bernard Cohn Dear Mr. Cohn, if by chance you exist Tell Mrs. Cohn you deserve to be kissed After tonight, you're the number one Mist- Er Cohn I've known Time went tick-tocking on Me, I kept yakking on Him, he just listened and listened He never looked Once at a sight And if his kindness Was being polite Somehow his eyes never left me alone Aboard the S.S. Bernard Cohn He said to me, "Come see the sights See New York in lights" [MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] Lights, lights, lights, lights [DAISY] Next thing I knew we were cruising [MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] How amusing [DAISY] Somehow his eyes never left me alone Aboard the S.S. Bernard [MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] On the S.S.  [DAISY] I said the S.S.  [MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] S.S. Bernard [DAISY] The S.S. Bernard [MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] Aboard the S.S. Bernard Cohn Doo, doo, doo, doo, wah! [DAISY] Somehow his eyes never left me alone Aboard the S.S.  [MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] You said that before [DAISY] Tee-hee-hee, woo, wow! [MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] Aboard the S.S.  [DAISY, MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON] Bernard Cohn Toot, toot