The Fuck Song

Lyrics

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand He said to the man Hey... Got any grapes? The man said; "no, we just... Sell lemonade... But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade Can I get you a glass?" The duck said "I'll pass" Then waddled away 'Till the very next day Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand He said to the man running the stand Hey... Got any grapes? The man said "no... like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade. Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye" Then he waddled away X3 'Till the very next day Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man who was running the stand Hey Got any grapes? The man said "Look, this is getting old. I mean lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How about no" Then he waddled away X3 'Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand Hey Got any grapes The man said "That's it. If you don't stay away, duck, I'll nail you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don't get too close" The duck said, "Adios" Then he waddled away X3 'Till the very next day Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man Hey... Got any nails? "What?" Got any nails Oh, and one more question for you... Got any grapes? And the man just stopped He started to smile He started to laugh He laughed for awhile He said, "Come on, duck. Let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes so you don't have to ask anymore" So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes He gave one to the duck The duck said, "Hmm... no, thanks" But you know what sounds good? It would make my day Do you think the store X3 Has...