Song Meaning
From a young age, the narrator dreamed of being a quintessential American actor: the handsome, strong, always-good hero. This idealized image is amplified by the idea of a highly trained crew, capable of bringing cinematic fantasies to life in reality. The ambition is grand, aiming for a Hollywood where even iconic figures like Superman are encountered.
The lyrics present a stark contrast between the idealized hero and the reality of Superman's costume, described as "old lady's tights." This juxtaposition highlights a potential disillusionment or a humorous, perhaps cynical, observation about the gap between fantasy and its often less-than-glamorous execution. The "super trained posse" might be ready for action, but the encounter with Superman reveals a less-than-perfect, almost comical, version of heroism.
The core of the writing seems to lie in this playful subversion of heroic archetypes. The narrator's initial grand ambition to embody the perfect American hero is immediately met with a slightly absurd image of his idol. This suggests a critical eye, even within a childhood fantasy, that questions the polished perfection often presented by Hollywood. The ambition to "remake in real life what they show us in the movies" is met with the reality of "old lady's tights."