Good King Wenceslas

Lyrics
[BALJEET] Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen [BUFORD, spoken] Sorry I'm late, I was busy doin' some rewrites [BALJEET, spoken] Rewrites? [BUFORD, spoken] I've highlighted your parts, now sing along [BUFORD] Santa Claus and all his elves Are making gifts for Buford [BALJEET] I don't think that's how it goes [BUFORD] Buford: Nobody's askin' you, nerd [BALJEET, spoken] Buford! You're completely disrespecting this classic song You're ignoring the historical context King Wenceslas was a great man You have no idea what this song is about! [BUFORD, spoken] I know all about this song [BUFORD] The words were by an English guy The music, Scandinavian Wenceslas was five-foot-six He kept his face unshaven Though just a duke throughout his life He always ruled so justly His kingly title was conferred Upon him posthumously [BALJEET, spoken] Well, I stand corrected, you seem to have a lot of information But if you know so much about it, why do you not sing the original song? [BUFORD, spoken] I like my version better, it's about me! [BUFORD] Buford should get lots of gifts Every Christmas season When I see presents just for me It always is so pleasin' That is why I changed the words To make the song more edgy If you don't like the way I sing You'll get a Christmas wedgie [BALJEET, spoken] Oh, it's lovely, you're a veritable Oscar Hammerstein the Second, or uh Oh, well, at least it's over!
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Credits
- Writers
- Dan Povenmire
- Jeff “Swampy” Marsh
- Jim Bernstein
- Martin Olson
- Scott Peterson