Online Dating

Lyrics

[Chorus] I met a boy on the Internet, now I can make him up inside my head, and He can be whatever I project him I can just do this all from my bed, yeah I met a boy on the Internet, it Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah [Verse] I'm not romantic, I'm super lazy I took the mirror off the wall because I hate me I'm suicidal, I should sedate me 'Cause Google diagnosed me twice with ADHD I've got a boy crush, he's never met me And if he ever did, I bet he wouldn't get me I'm such a stoner, I lack emotion I fall asleep at night and seven tabs are open [Chorus] I met a boy on the Internet, now I can make him up inside my head, and He can be whatever I project him I can just do this all from my bed, yeah I met a boy on the Internet, it Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah [Bridge] It's kind of nauseating that I've been online dating At least my heart's not breaking, now that I'm online dating I told my mom "Stop hating, it's only online dating" At least my heart's not breaking, now that I'm online dating [Chorus] I met a boy on the Internet, now I can make him up inside my head, and He can be whatever I project him I can just do this all from my bed, yeah I met a boy on the Internet, it Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah