Nintendo King

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Playin' Mario Party with my thots Breakin' out the weed and the drink on the spot It's lookin' like Player 3 can't be stopped Because we goin' hard, every star, roll a blunt Yeah, we goin' fifty turns, yeah we finna get crunk For every game that's lost, we gon' make you take a bump If you land on Bowser, then you take the panties off If you land on Boo, better take that bra off If you win the battle game, you can put it back on But until then you gon' have to keep it off We should roll again better hope you get a "9" 'Cause if you don't then that fuckin' star is mine Extra coins, bonus stars, wow Once this game finished, I'ma dick her down Play again, I could go for one more round Then play Double Dash, how does that sound? Shit, Waluigi better sit his ass down I like to play as Peach, so when I win you frown Play against me, you know I'ma take the crown And once we (when I) finish this, I'ma take that ass down [Chorus] 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King [Bridge] Tell me, girl, what should we play? N64 or the Wii GameCube or 3DS, please Yeah, baby that's what I need Tell me, girl, what should we play? ('Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King) N64 or the Wii ('Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King) GameCube or 3DS, please ('Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King) Yeah, baby that's what I need ('Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo, King) 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King [Chorus] 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King 'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King Yeah, I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King Yeah, I'm the Nintendo King [Verse 2] Once the game stop, grab my cock She said "Yup", then it got crazy Turn that ass round, put it down Grab the hair, she turned round She said, "Zi, slay me" I was like "Ugh", slapped that ass Then it dab, I said "Oh yeah", then I went crazy Then I went crazy It must suck to be you, 'cause you can't be me Just doin' the things I do, fuck you Playin' my games, stayin' really far away from you, please I'm sorry you can't do the things I do Make the moves that I do Motherfucker, fuck you ​​preHISTORIC crew we'll do What it—Aww, what the fooly mooly?!