The Fish (Intro)

Lyrics

[Voice-over: Subway intercom] The doors are closing [Voice-over: Stranger] Oh my fucking God, it's you Oh my God, oh my God it's Bingbing Fan [Voice-over: Awkwafina] No-no-no-no-no, I'm not, I'm not [Stranger]: Bingbing Fan, I have been such a bing fan of yours for so long, in X-Men [Awkwafina]: You know what, I'm sorry, no, I-I-I'm not Fan Bingbing [Stranger:] OK so you see that, because that makes a lot of sense because I was looking at you from afar and I realize that you're a lot more unattractive than Bingbing Fan But, I do. I just- I recognize you and I just- I just- Kimiko Glenn [Awkwafina]: No, I... [Stranger]: Kimiko, what was it like working on the cast of Orange is the New Black amongst such powerful women? [Awkwafina]: I'm not Kimiko Glenn, I can literally tell you who I am, right... [Stranger]: Constance Wu! You are so sassy on that show You bring it girl, work it, you know what, because you bring it And-and I'll tell you this, I'll tell you this You're beautiful--on that show, because right now you're have-you're wearing Sketchers, you're not... [Awkwafina]: I'm not Constance Wu [Stranger]: George Takei! [Awkwafina]: George Takei is a man... [Stranger]: Randall Park! [Awkwafina]: OK, also a man... [Stranger]: Oh my God, I fucking got it You're that fucking fish from Bojack Horseman [Awkwafina]: No, I'm not the fish from Bojack Hor-- Why would you say that? It's an animated character, and it's also a fish, it's not even-- [Stranger]: Dora the Explorer? [Awkwafina]: OK, also animated, and also Mexican, and four years old? I'm Awkwafina, OK? My name is Awkwafina, I'm a rapper, and- [Stranger]: Who the fuck is Awkwafina?