Bang!

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey, today we're gonna learn something neat-o It's how to make a Bang-alore torpedo First, we'll need some sections of pipe Fill them with sticks of dynamite! Clip the fuse into a detonator Make sure the fuse is long, so it won't blow up 'til later Slide the blasting cap into the TNT Light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go [Chorus] Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang [Verse 2] Girl, you know we oughta take it from Lysistrata Boycott his cock 'til we get what we want Won't drop my pants, if they keep droppin' bombs Not even if he's got a twelve-inch dong Tell him, "Don't show up to war, just play hookie If you choose to fight, you won't get any nookie" And if you're gay, that's okay The Army doesn't want you anyway! Ready his weapon, and pull away Make them pay for every day they throw our money away On nuking children, babies cry War's pretty funny until you die Tell your mom not to give in to Dad This isn't electro, it isn't a fad Baby, I'll give you a piece When there's peace in the Middle East, then we'll [Chorus] Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang [Verse 3] Nobody voted when it was vital But you made sure to vote for American Idol Will somebody please explain to me How if we kill someone we're really setting them free? Dic-tators, sick haters Tough guys come on, settle this one-on-one My dick's bigger, that you'll see By the size of my artillery I spy, with my little eye Money! Greed! Power! Lies! You ask yourself, where does it end?" Avenue D for president! The special forces that we'd endorse is The undercover agent lover Whose only mission would be huggin' and kissin' Vote Avenue D, we'll make sure there won't be no more [Chorus] Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang [Bridge] G.I. Joe, you're a G.I. hoe, baby G.I. know you're just a G.I. hoe You're a G.I. hoe, a G.I. hoe G.I. G.I. G.I. hoe! [Breakdown] And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air went [Chorus] Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang [Verse 3] Shell shock, show me your cock You got smallpox, make my body rock Gimme anthrax, stick it in my ass If we get nuked, fuck me while you puke! I will not play a tug-of-war, I'd rather play a hug-of-war Where everyone hugs instead of tugs Everyone giggles and rolls on the rug Everyone kisses, everyone grins, everyone's happy and we all [Chorus] Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang Bang, bang, bang bang bang [Outro] Red alert! Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!