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[Spoken] Hello? Eh Hello? Yeah Hello? Who's this? Hehehe Is this Johnny Marines? Yes, it is How you doin'? I'm doin' good, I'm doin' good Who am I speakin' to? Hey, don't worry about that. Who's this? Hehehe, shut up Shut up? I don't get this You're callin' my phone, but you're tellin' me to shut up? I'm sorry Sorry about what? Who's this? I'm just playin' with you, you know me I'm not here to play any games, my friend Who's this? We from the same hood Hood? That's right From the hood? Where? What? You're Aventura's manager, right? Yes, I am Ooh, I like that Hehehehe, you like? How you like that? What you mean? I like— Not them, I'm not gay What? I'm not gay, I mean, I like their music Oh, okay How may I help you? Who's this, man? Yeah, I have some questions Okay, go ahead Yeah, hold on, I'm thinkin' about them You're callin' me and you got questions, but you don't remember them? Why you so rude? I'm not, I'm not even bein'— No, ¿pero qué te pasa, gato? You callin' me a cat? No, not cat, you know You're not from the hood? I'm from the hood, yeah, okay, but, how may I help you? Yeah, but I'm just tellin' you cat, you know like cat, cat... Cat? Oh, okay, okay Yeah, tranquilo, pescadito Pe—, that's what I mean First you call me a cat and now a fish? No, no, but cat is just from the hood Pescadito 'cause you look like a fish Alright, listen, listen You're callin' me for what? Be clear But why you so rude? Who gave you my number? Yeah, you wanna know, right? I don't understand, you got nothing better to do? You wanna know who gave me your number? Who gave you my number? Sike Unbelievable, I haven't heard that in years, uhm If you're gonna continue playin' games Yeah, I got some questions Go ahead Why are these guys gonna retire? Who's retiring? Aventura Nobody is retiring, where you got that from? Don't trick me No, nobody is even... Alright, listen They're not retiring, I'm not tryin' to trick you What's this with "The Last"? You mean the name of the album? Yes, pendejo Pen— hahaha, you lucky I'm a nice guy, pendejo, alright Tell me Tell you what? Why are they retiring? "The Last"? Nobody is retiring Why the album is called "The Last"? It's called "The Last" for several reasons, but nobody is retiring; that's all you need to know Give me the reasons Why I have to give you— first of all, who gave you my number? But I wanna know Listen, I don't have time for this Hello? Ugh Oh my God, again? ¿Por qué me enganchaste? I didn't hang up on you Yes, you did No, I didn't, what do you want? Oh, it was the service, right? Psh, what do you want? I got that problem, what service you got? I'm—, listen, forget about what service I got What do you want? Pato What? Now you're callin' me a duck? No, I said it again, gato Gato, gato, okay Yeah, cat, in Spanish Alright, but listen, listen, honestly speaking with you, I don't have time for games Okay, so let me ask you a question You've been askin' me questions for how long now? Why you didn't put my favorite song in the album? Favorite song? You don't even know what songs are on the album Check it out, "Yo siento hundirme, tun, tun" Haha, that's not our song, player Tun, tun Woah, woah, woah, I mean That's my shit It was a tribute, but it's not our song Why it's not in the album? It's not our song, player, we don't— You a hater Hater? You callin' my phone and you're callin' me a hater? This is all— Yeah, 'cause you're not givin' me information, then you're lyin' 'Cause I don't need to give who— First of all (Keep your hands away from me, sir) Who gave you my number? You don't know me, I'm from the hood Yeah, yeah, okay, we're from the hood What hood you from? Don't worry I have to worry, you're callin' my phone Well, I just wanna get to the manager I mean, honestly, I'm thinkin' now and I'm like— I don't know Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Why you stutterin'? 'Cause you're lyin' Bye