Lyrics

[HENRY] You ready for these auditions, dawg? [ROMEO] I'm ready, dawg You ready, Johnny? [JOHNNY] No doubt, let's go [ROMEO] Let the first one in [AUDITION #1] [AUDITIONER #1] Aventura, what's up man? [ROMEO] What's going on? [AUDITIONER #1] How y'all doing? [MAX] What's your name, man? [AUDITIONER #1] Aight, my name is Federico, but they call me FedEx [HENRY] Why they call you FedEx? [AUDITIONER #1] 'Cause I deliver straight up and down [ROMEO] Alright, what you doing for us tonight? [AUDITIONER #1] I'm gon' do some bachata, some next generation jumbo [HENRY] Alright, get started, get started, get started [AUDITIONER #1] Alright, hold on, let me find my tone Eeh You know I love you, you know I need you Tú sabes que te quiero, tú sabes que te quiero [AVENTURA] Hold up, hold up, hold up [ROMEO] I didn't want to call you out [HENRY] Are you ready? You ready? [ROMEO] What was that at the beginning? Before you started singing, what do you do? [AUDITIONER #1] No, that's one of my tone methods, man That's how I find my tone [ROMEO] Wha—, do it again [AUDITIONER #1] Hold on, hold on, lemme find my tone Eeh [ROMEO, HENRY] Hold up, hold up, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Yo, listen, we're gonna holla at you, dawg, uhm [AUDITIONER #1] Nah, I'm saying, I'm doing what y'all do It's a Spanglish jumbo [ROMEO] No, I know, but we was tryna look for like something new You know, we already did that [AUDITIONER #1] Ah, c'mon, man Y'all gotta let me shine, alright? Un más canción es un más corazón, man [ROMEO] Yo, I like that, I like the Spanglish, you know [MAX] We'll give you a call, man [AUDITIONER #1] Oh, y'all ain't gonna holla at me [HENRY, ROMEO] Thanks for stopping by We'll holla, we'll holla [AUDITIONER #1] Y'all ain't gonna holla, man [ROMEO] We'll holla, dawg [HENRY] Aight, let the next one in [AUDITION #2] [AUDITIONER #2] What's up, man, how you doing? [JOHNNY] What's your name? [AUDITIONER #2] It's a pleasure They call me El Tigre de la Bachata [JOHNNY, ROMEO] El Tigre de la Bachata That's what's up, man, what you singing today? What you got for us today, man? [AUDITIONER #2] Nah, I got some crazy merengue, got mad mambo It's called "Tigre" [HENRY] That's what we want to hear [ROMEO] Alright, let's hear that, let's hear that [AUDITIONER #2] Alright, let's do this [MAX] Yo, excuse, wait, excuse, excuse me for a moment Hold on, hold on, I'm kinda like lost [ROMEO] What the hell was that? [AUDITIONER #2] What's going on? [MAX] Were, were those chords? I mean, I'm kinda lost here There were like, too, it was like too many effects Too much of that wobble wobble and it was disorganized [AUDITIONER #2] What are you talking about? I'm playing like you That's how you play [MAX, ROMEO] A little disorganized, you know what I'm saying? We don't play like that though It doesn't sound good, it doesn't, no, seriously [AUDITIONER #2] No, so listen, listen, listen, listen This is off the hook, what you talking about? How can you not like this? [ROMEO, HENRY] Dawg, dawg, dawg, dawg, dawg You gon' break that pedal Dawg You gon' break that pedal That doesn't sound hot, I don't know, um [AUDITIONER #2] Y'all hating, y'all hating I knew y'all was haters [HENRY] Nah, excuse me? [ROMEO] Wait, wait, wait a second, wait a second, dawg Listen, there's no need to disrespect anybody [AUDITIONER #2] I'm not disrespecting— [ROMEO] Alright, but you saying we hating 'cause we not feeling what you're doing [AUDITIONER #2] You're not giving me a chance— [HENRY] I'ma tell you what it is, I'ma tell you what it is Yo, dawgs, I'ma tell you what it is It's not that we hating It's just that like you got so many effects going on You like the future, dawg We ain't ready for you, we ain't ready for you [AUDITIONER #2] Y'all broke the rules, I'ma break more rules [MAX] You're horrible [AUDITIONER #2] Why you saying I'm horrible? Why you tryna diss me? You don't hear this? You just can't handle me, son [HENRY, MAX] Whatever, man, whatever, son This guy's funny Whatever, dawg [ROMEO] Dawg, it's not that [HENRY, MAX] Thanks for coming, bro, thanks a lot I'll see you, man Good luck, good luck, man [AUDITIONER #2] I knew y'all were haters, I knew Aventura was haters [HENRY, MAX] Alright, bro, good luck Oh, man, these guys are funny Too funny, too funny Let the third one in [AUDITION #3] [AUDITIONER #3] What's up, security? What's up, Aventura? Romeo, let me find out [MAX] What you got for us today, man? [ROMEO] What you singing for us? [AUDITIONER #3] Oh, me? Nothing [HENRY] What you mean "nothing"? [AUDITIONER #3] Absolutely nada [HENRY, JOHNNY] This is an audition, though We looking for singers, we looking for talent [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] I'm the manager [HENRY] Nah, nah, nah We don't need no more managers, bro We got one of those [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] God, listen to these guys, I know, silly No, no, no, I'm the manager of my own artist [AVENTURA] Okay Where's the artist? Where's he at? Bring him in [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Oh, he's coming soon [HENRY] Well, bring him in We got a whole bunch of people waiting outside [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] You don't understand This is not just any other artist, this is like the next thing [HENRY] Alright, well, bring him in [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] This is gonna rock your world [MAX, ROMEO] Everybody's been saying that the whole day I know [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] You ready to get with the system? [HENRY] We've been ready [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Johnny, I feel some anger in your voice, you feel me? [JOHNNY] No, not at all, man, just [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] I feel like something— [JOHNNY] Just wanna move forward, man [ROMEO] Nobody's hating, man, nobody's hating [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] You ready? Romeo, ¿tú 'tás preparao pa' esto? [ROMEO] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] You ready, Lenny? Okay, come on, yo, TT [AVENTURA] TT? What did he just call him? [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER, AUDITIONER #3] TT in the house Yo, what's up, man? [MAX] What's your name? [AUDITIONER #3] TT [HENRY] PP? [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Wha—? Don't call— Wait, what are you doing? Don't call my artist PP No, no, no, it's not PP, it's TT [HENRY] It sounded like he was saying PP [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] No, TT, T-T No, no, P-P [HENRY] Oh, my bad, my bad, I take that back What you going to sing for us, man? [AUDITIONER #3, AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] I'll sing a new song for you, guys, a bachata No, don't sing for them yet Oh, okay I don't think they're ready for that Let's show them about the musical talent Yo, TT, play that note for them Sentimiento, sentimiento [ROMEO, JOHNNY] Wait a second, wait a second That sounds like "Cuando Volveras" That sounds just like— [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] What are you talking about? [JOHNNY] That's Aventura [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Tú 'tás loco, te patina el coco What is wrong with you? That doesn't sound like that No, no, no, they hating Listen, listen to me [JOHNNY] Lenny made up the chords [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER, AUDITIONER #3] What are you tal—? Play it again, TT Sentimiento [JOHNNY, HENRY] That sounds just like "Cuando Volveras" That's right there Aventura [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] No, listen Let me break it down to you, dawg Yours goes like this [AVENTURA] That's Aventura [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Wait a second, no Yours goes like this Ours goes It's not the same thing [JOHNNY] It's the same thing, you changed it at the end [ROMEO] Oh my God, this guy is funny [AUDITIONER #3, AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] They're already hating Whatever, man Yo, let's show them about the vocal talents Sentimiento, sentimiento Come on, TT, let 'em know [AUDITIONER #3, AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] A ella la beso porque la quiero, a ella— That's it, no more Don't give them no more [ROMEO] What, what the—? What did he just sing? [AUDITIONER #3, AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Nah, they're already hating, nah, nah, nah What is wrong with you? What are you talking about? [ROMEO] I didn't understand a word he said [HENRY] Was he speaking Spanish, English or both? [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Yo, TT, let 'em know again [AUDITIONER #3] A ella la beso porque la quiero, a ella— [ROMEO] What? What is that? [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Ooh, give me some more [ROMEO] What is he saying? [HENRY] We heard enough, we heard enough [ROMEO] Yeah, enough is enough, this is a joke, this is a joke [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] What is wrong with you—? [ROMEO] Security Seguridad, saca a estos de aquí, they gotta go [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Wha—, get off me, get off So who's going to call me? [ROMEO] What do you mean who's gonna call you? Nobody's calling you [AUDITIONER #3 MANAGER] Yo, get off me Llámenme el lunes [ROMEO] For real What's wrong with these guys? [HENRY] I sure hope the other ones ain't like that [ROMEO] Lenny, this was a bad idea, straight up