To The Bottom of The Sea

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well our Chinese cook He grabbed all he could took He said "No storm is stoppin' me!" He made fricassee of a sea anemone Down at the bottom of the sea I turned to my first officer and I said "What have you got to say to me?" He turned his head and said "I'm in over my head" Down at the bottom of the sea [Verse 2] A she-Kraken, lurking under my men Looked up their legs hungrily She counted eight so she thought she found a mate Down at the bottom of the sea They kicked and they fought But it was all for naught Cause she just wouldn't set 'em free She had them taut in a tight sailor's knot Down at the bottom of the sea [Chorus] Some men call to God When their number's up Some cry for their moms I just lament all these barrels of wasted rum! [Verse 3] Seaman Shaft, we all knew he was daft His story don't end happily He drifted by with a fish-gig in his eye Down at the bottom of the sea Down at the bottom was treasure galore But guarding it so greedily Was an angry hoard of skeletons with swords Down at the bottom of the sea (For the Horde!) [Chorus] Some men call to God When their number's up Some cry for their moms I just lament all these barrels of wasted rum! [Outro] Down to the bottom of the We're at the bottom of the Stuck at the bottom of the Deep, dark, crazy-assed fish-dwellin' Between the Devil and the deep blue sea!