The Straight-Razor Cabaret

Aurelio Voltaire - Rock, Dark Cabaret
The Straight-Razor Cabaret
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Duration: 4:40
Lyrics
[Verse 1] In a cafe On the Champs-Élysées I saw a girl the other day I was beguiled 'Til i saw her smile It was a gash across her face [Verse 2] Not long ago she found that she was alone So she wandered into a vaudeville show She should have known it'd be bad She saw the name that it had The Straight Razor Cabaret The first act was a stripper And the host looked like Jack the Ripper But the audience was dreary So he slashed them smiles from ear to ear [Chorus] He used a straight-razor Cause he's a face raper And there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud If he tells a joke You'd better laugh until you choke At the Straight Razor Cabaret [Verse 3] When I went down to Camden town I saw a man reading a Bible I won't in haste describe his face For I might be sued for libel [Verse 4] Not long ago he found that he was alone So he wandered into a vaudeville show He should have known he'd be maimed When he discovered the name The Straight Razor Cabaret While his trumpet stroked a Donkey The host juggled five dead monkeys But the audience were snobs So he took a knife right to their gobs [Chorus] He used a straight-razor Cause he's a face raper And there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud If he does a trick You better laugh until you're sick At the Straight Razor Cabaret [Interlude] La la, la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la La la, la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la [Chorus] They call him straight-razor Cause he's a face raper And there's nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud If he pulls a gaffe you better bloody up and laugh! At the Straight Razor Cabaret! At the Straight Razor Cabaret! At the Straight Razor Caba- La la, la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la Everybody! La la, la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la At the Straight Razor Cabaret!
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Credits
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- Aurelio Voltaire