The Dirtiest Song That Ain’t

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I've been around for a long time And I learned along the way If you wanna go on the radio There are words you just can't say Now I thought hard about it And I found a way around it [Chorus] Help me go on the radio You gotta say the words I can't You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand And say those words I can't? You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't [Verse 2] Down in Carolina I met a girl with a nice So I reached down between us And I whipped out my We skipped right past the sucking And got right down to She turned and said "I gotta ask Will you slip it into my" [Chorus] Help me go on the radio You gotta say the words I can't You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand And say those words I can't? You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't [Verse 3] Her husband was a trucker He was a filthy mother I didn't want to wrassle With this no good stinkin' I heard him come through the kitchen door But I was banging his filthy I knew I'd end up in a ditch If he caught me riding his [Chorus] Help me go on the radio You gotta say the words I can't You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand And say those words I can't? You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't [Verse 4] "Mercy, please!" I told him But he grabbed me by the And he did something heinous He exposed his I said "I don't mean to seem crass But why are you buttering up your" He said "My wife's a beard and she lured you here Because I'm queer and I love it in the" [Chorus] You helped me go on the radio By saying those words I can't You had to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand By saying those words I can't! You had to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song, the filthiest song The dirtiest song that ain't!