The Bunnypocalypse

Lyrics

[Intro] Meep [Verse 1] I got out of bed It was Easter morning Only 8 a.m I should still be snoring Then I heard a cry Comin' from the crypts And there before my weary eyes was a bunny-pocalypse [Verse 2] I was kind of stunned I looked all around There were Sleeze-ter eggs Scattered on the ground Then they cracked wide open And comin' out in waves Was a zombie-bunny horde from beyond the grave [Chorus] A black cat crossed my path And said I had nothing to fear Hey cat, you don't know jack 'Cause the haremageddon's here! A tap, tap, a double tap to send them back to their crypts Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips For the bunny-pocalypse Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips For the bunny-pocalypse [Verse 3] I turned and there I saw a Druid (Ooo-ooo-ooo) He was mixin' up some magic fluid (Ooo-ooo-ooo) He told me Easter was a Pagan holiday "It's been Christian long enough And we're taking it back today" He-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] I called old Chuck Norris And the Boondock Saints Called the Pope in Rome They all told me to wait I called Bruce Campbell Got him on the phone He said "Keep your chin up, boy 'Cause now you're on your own" [Chorus] A black cat crossed my path And said I had nothin' to fear Hey cat, you don't know Jack 'Cause the haremageddon's here!" A tap, tap, a double tap to send them back to their crypts Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips For the bunny-pocalypse Keep a gun at your hips And a prayer on your lips For the bunny-pocalypse [Outro] La-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!