One Semester Lesbian

Lyrics

Freshman year. Everything's beautiful People are all really good, you know Sophomore year. Rocky Horror Picture Show Who are you? Do you even know? Suddenly, you're a vegan And everything is "Anarchy in the USA!" You're a one semester lesbian Being queer is so this year For a one semester lesbian But it ain't gonna last, I fear If a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick Comes to get his kicks I predict, you will ditch and Make the switch Making out in the stalls at school Kissing girls on the lips was cool Friday night there's a party up at Flo's But you're going with a guy named Joe You were a one semester lesbian Loving gays was just a phase For the one semester lesbian Barely lasted eighty days "til a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick Came to get his kicks You got your fix and made the switch Back to dating pricks For my friend the tom boy Oh, this was a crime You took my friend for a ride You treated her like an experiment Did you know how much to her your meant? You were a one semester lesbian Being queer was so last year For a one semester lesbian And it just couldn't last I fear A one semester lesbian Being queer is so last year For this one semester lesbian And it just couldn't last, no it just couldn't last 'till a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick Came to get his kicks You got your fix and made the switch Back to dating pricks