No Honor Amongst Thieves

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, hello there, fancy man I'm sure you understand You've got something I need That map there in your hand Well it's a part of my master plan And I must insist That you place it in my fist [Chorus] There's no honor amongst thieves It is a symptom of the disease And if we find a friend down on his knees We'll stick him up and shake him down And take just what we please (Yo-ho!) [Verse 2] Well, take ol' Brutus He's doing fine His whole entire village Was wiped out in '69 And did he bury 'em? Ha! Well, no, of course He stole a sack off someone's back And then he looted every corpse [Chorus] There's no honor amongst thieves It is a symptom of the disease And if we find a friend down on his knees We'll pick him up and shake him down And take just what we please (Yo-ho!) [Verse 3] Now look at Vergil He's quite a card He met a girl, they fell in love And she handed him her heart Well, he's still got it Home in a jar And he turned a pretty penny Selling all her other parts [Chorus] There's no honor amongst thieves It is a symptom of the disease And if we find a friend down on his knees We'll pick him up and shake him down And take just what we please There is no honor, so say we We aren't assassins, who have a creed No, we're just filthy, low down, scum and sleaze And we won't rest until the best you've got belongs to me (No, me!) (Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh) (Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh) [Bridge] In the hall of thieves we stood And we took the oath I don't remember what I swore 'Cause someone stole the scroll [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] There's no honor amongst thieves It is a symptom of the disease And if we find a friend down on his knees We'll pick him up, then shake him down And take just what we please There is no honor, so say we We aren't assassins, who have a creed No, we're just filthy, low down, scum and sleaze And we won't rest until the best Contents of every treasure chest All belong to me! (No, me!) (No, me!) (No, me!) It all belongs to me!