Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)

Lyrics

[Intro] Grab the chair, boys, we got another bucket-kicker! [Chorus] Happy birthday, my old friend It seems this horror show will never end Any moment's your last breath Here is to another day closer to death [Verse 1] The cake is on the table And it is awfully bright 'Cause there's so many candles on top And you are so decrepit Your chest so tight When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop You cannot complain each time you feel a pain Though you have arthritis and gout 'Cause when you start kvetching, all your teeth fall out [Pre-Chorus] So have another cigarette Have another beer Raise your glass to one more year (Gone!) [Chorus] Happy birthday, my old friend It seems this horror show will never end Any moment's your last breath Here is to another day closer to death [Verse 2] Your skin is so worn out and old All over your body, it's saggin' Especially loose is your old caboose You're draggin' it behind you in a wagon! Well you're an alcoholic and you're blind and deaf And you have Alzheimer's, I bet You're too old to remember But you're too drunk to forget [Pre-Chorus] So have another cigarette Have another beer Raise your glass to one more year (Gone!) [Chorus] Happy birthday, my old friend It seems this horror show will never end Any moment's your last breath Here is to another day closer to death [Bridge] You're so old, you smell like dust And now your bones begin to rust You see that face? It's full of wrinkles! [Pre-Chorus] So have another cigarette Have another beer Raise that chair to one more year (Raise!) [Chorus] Happy birthday, my old friend It seems this horror show will never end Any moment's your last breath Here is to another day closer to death Happy birthday, my old friend It seems this horror show will never end Any moment's your last breath Here is to another day closer To your sweet death