Ex-Lovers Lover (Live Version)

Lyrics

[Intro] Don't you hate it when you're walking down the street, and you see your ex-lover, and they're with their new lover, and their new lover's ass is smaller then yours I-I hate that Don't you hate people who- Well don't you just hate people *Audience applauding* [Verse 1] Three heavy stones Will keep it from floating Weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes And I know that it won't be discovered 'Cause I will be careful so very careful What if it doesn't rain for days? Then the river is reduced to its muddy bed With the corpse exposed, I would work in haste And I might bury the bones in a shallow grave And the rain comes and moves rocks and stones Washes away all the dirt and the mud flows Bones are exposed and well you know how that goes [Chorus] I wait for the day when I finally defile The bodies of my ex lover's lovers I'll pile high to the sky The bodies of my ex lover's lovers Die, die, die-die-die-die Die-die-die-die-die-die-die Watch them die, die, die-die-die-die Die-die-die-die-die Watch them die [Interlude] You guys like drinking? I like drinking *Audience applauding* Do you like drinking songs? *Audience applauding* How about drinking games? *Audience applauding* This is a drinking game I like to play It's called "The Ex-Lovers Lover drinking game" *Audience applauding* And this is how it works Everytime I say "die" in this song *Audience applauding* Take a nice, big swig [Verse 2] I saw you with him You looked so happy All of that can change 'Cause I am so lonely And I have so much time to send you straight to the devil I'm taking my time to plan your demise What if I were to cut you up And mail each part to a different town It would take the most brilliant private eye The rest of his life just to put you together A piece in each mailbox all over the planet From Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara [Interlude] Ready? *Audience applauding* [Chorus] Die Die Die Some sloppy drinkers Die-die-die Die-die-die-die-die-die-die Watch them die, die, die-die-die-die Die-die-die-die-die-die-die Watch them die [Verse 3] I saw you with him You looked so happy That will never change because I know myself too well I don't have the courage to carry out my dreams And only there will I see them Die, die, die-die-die-die Die-die-die-die-die-die-die Watch them die, die, die-die-die-die Die-die-die-die-die Watch them die, die-die, die-die-die-die, die-die-die Watch them die, die, die-die-die-die, die-die-die-die Watch them die [Outro] *Audience applauding*