Coin-Operated Goi

Lyrics

[Chorus] Coin-operated goi Scary but it's true He is not a Jew He won't touch a Horah Won't light the Menorah And it's not a lie He ain't even circumcised Oi! Coin-operated goi [Verse 1] I'm not so sure That he's kosher Despite what is in the brochure Everything he eats is wrapped in ham Plus he tried to pork me in the can I should go and ask my rabbi If it's a sin if he and I Do it through a small hole in the sheet Just big enough to slip my kosher meat Groin-Masticated Joy Oh, boy! [Chorus] Coin-operated goi Can't hang with the Mohels He ain't got the curls I say we convert him It ain't gonna hurt him Well maybe down below He will have to undergo A groin-operation ploy [Verse 2] His bris we'll preform To make his schmuck deformed The Mohel gets a dollar If he makes him holler To make his cock more slim We'll chop off his foreskin Give it to the kvater He'll bless it for seder We'll nosh on it later [Bridge] Oh I want a I want a I want a I want a I want a I want a I want a I want a I want a For Rosh Hashanah A coin operated goi, oh boy! [Chorus] Coin-operated goi Scary but it's true He was not a Jew But honestly no schitzvah He had a bar mitzvah But now he's kosher too He's just like me and you A Coin-operated Jew, aha!