Cannibal Buffet (Kid’s version)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea My fiancé and me The ship went down, everybody drowned And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me Well, I was in distress 'Cause my hair was such a mess And so I washed up on a beach Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me [Chorus] I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feelin' well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary [Bridge] (Hoo-ha-hoo) (Hoo-ha-hoo) (Hoo-ha-hoo) (Hoo-ha-hoo) [Verse 2] Oh, trouble was afoot, they were eating mine Toeing the party line I was starting to feel These guys are heels Well, truth be told, these cannibals have got soul Hey, numb-skull look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee You ain't humorous, stop ribbing me Have a spine, bone up, boy, set me free [Chorus] I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feelin' rare, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary [Interlude] Missionaries came to this place They taught us manners Now we cannibals always say grace "Thank you, Good Lord for this [?] we're about to eat, amen" And then we eat your face [Bridge] (Hoo-ha-hoo) (Hoo-ha-hoo) (Hoo-ha-hoo) (Hoo-ha-hoo) (Hoo-ha-hoo) (Hoo-ha-hoo) [Chorus] I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feelin' well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary [Outro] (Ow, woah, ow, woah, whoooooaa.... not my peepee!)