Cannibal Buffet

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea My fiance and me The ship went down, everybody drowned And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me Well, I was in distress 'Cause my hair was such a mess And so I washed up on a beach Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me [Chorus] I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet I'm feelin' well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary [Verse 2] Oh, trouble was afoot, they were eating mine Toeing the party line I was starting to feel These guys are heels Well, truth be told, these cannibals have got soul Hey, numb-skull look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee You ain't humorous, stop ribbing me Have a spine, bone up, boy, set me free [Chorus] I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet I'm feelin' rare, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary [Bridge] Missionaries came to this place They taught us manners, now we cannibals always say grace "Thank you, Good Lord for this wiener we're about to eat and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in" And then we eat your face [Chorus] I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet I'm feelin' well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary