Cannibal Beach

Lyrics

[Verse 1] There's an island that I know Just south of Sentinel Find a rock shaped like a skull There, the surfing is never dull And the locals call this place "Cannibal Beach" [Verse 2] Ditch the boat and grab your board We gotta paddle to the shore To catch a wave can take a while You better mind the crocodiles And the sharks, or you will end up in their teeth [Pre-Chorus] Gotta have guts to surf Cannibal Beach Or be nuts to surf Cannibal Beach [Chorus] 'Cause the cannibals are salivating On the beachhead, they are waiting For the wave you're riding on to breach And deliver a meal of long pork to the beach [Verse 3] Don't forget to bring a shield For the weapons that they wield They got spears and arrows, too Blowdarts will fly at you And if you don't know how to swerve They'll run you through [Pre-Chorus] Gotta have guts to surf Cannibal Beach Or be nuts to surf Cannibal Beach [Chorus] 'Cause the cannibals are salivating On the beachhead, they are waiting For the wave you're riding on to breach And deliver a meal of long pork to the beach [Bridge] Cannibal Beach Cannibal Beach Once again, gentlemen, into the breach Paradise, you're gonna reach If you listen to the lesson I'm tryin' to teach And if you can survive Cannibal Beach Cannibal Beach Cannibal Beach Once again, gentlemen, into the breach Paradise, you're gonna reach If you listen to the lesson I'm tryin' to teach And if you can survive Cannibal Beach [Verse 4] If you make it to the land From the moment you hit the sand Make a beeline for the trees And run, run, run, fly like a breeze At the volcano, you [?] To an idol that they fear And if you're still alive and you made it here Well, then, son, you're in the clear! [Verse 5] When you reach the other side You'll find a nicer tribe Made of the fairer sex Each one prettier than the next Holy heck! It's paradise you've reached! [Verse 6] Each girl gives you a lay Oh, brother, you've got it made They put a cocktail in your hand You're the ruler of the land But if you misbehave, they'll send you back to Cannibal Beach [Outro] Cannibal Beach Cannibal Beach Once again, gentlemen, into the breach Paradise, you're gonna reach If you listen to the lesson I'm tryin' to teach And if you can survive Cannibal Beach If you can survive Cannibal Beach If you're still alive on Cannibal Beach