Bella Morte Girls (Monologue)

Lyrics
[Interlude] Are you guys familiar with the band "Bella Morte"? *Audience applauding* I love Bella Morte They're very good friends of mine I've played dozens of shows with them But the thing that perplexes me about them Is that they're all really good looking guys And they're really nice guys when they're not talking about poop and stuff *Audience laughing* And I- they never ever seem to get laid And it just- it perplexes me I realized what it is It's not that they can't get laid It's just that they have a really, really specific type Which is kinda hard to find So I've written a little song About the kinda girls that Bella Morte is into *Audience applauding* And it goes something like this
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Credits
- Writers
- Aurelio Voltaire