Lyrics

[Chorus] All women are crazy All men are dumb 'Cause though we know they're crazy We still want some It's nothing new And it's sad but true And we just can't quit 'em And we can't live with 'em What's a man to do? [Verse 1] Back in the Bible there was a tree Lord said to Adam "Don't you eat that fruit" He said "fine by me" But then along came Eve looking to do wrong And on a count of her curves and his lack of nerve, Adam went along [Chorus] 'Cause all women are crazy All men are dumb 'Cause though we know they're crazy We still want some It's nothing new And it's sad but true That we just can't quit 'em And we can't live with 'em What's a man to do? [Verse 2] Take my old lady, I bought her a gown We was fixin' to go out mixin' out on the town She said "Do I look fat?" I said "Heck no, Just a little round" And since that day I walk this way it hurts to sit down [Chorus] 'Cause all women are crazy All men are dumb 'Cause though we know they're crazy We still want some It's nothing new And it's sad but true And we just can't quit 'em And we can't live with 'em What's a man to do? [Bridge] Fellas, there comes a time in ever woman's life About once a month to be exact Where they get kind of ornery Oh, they start kicking and fussin' and fightin' And we don't know what's wrong with 'em But in a week or so they generally come around They'll look at you right in the eye too And say "I'm sorry honey, I was just PMSing" Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do It's not an easy thing to go through But since we already know the outcome I'd like to purpose a little experiment Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy, oh, say a month from now I want you to look her right in the eye and ask her "Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSing?" Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills [Verse 3] When I met my lady, and asked for her hand She was the calmest and the sweetest girl in all the land But then the ring went on and she went all wrong And like a midnight thriller she went Bridezilla She spat pea soup and became a killer She ate three kids and my auntie's wig and the pastor's dog Why? [Chorus] 'Cause All women are crazy All men are dumb 'Cause though we know they're crazy We still want some It's nothing new And it's sad but true That we just can't quit 'em And we can't live with 'em You just can't shoot 'em Or you'll end in prison And the biker from Hell in your prison cell Might take a shine to you