Bitter Clingerzz

Lyrics

Why don't we say it 'fingerrz' Like other words like that? The greasy glottal On the g When others like it lay flat? Like they got taken to By some alphabat Swinging ringer Some bitter clinger With an appetite for claptrap? Someone sort it Bring us fields of level Play Replace the rover with a winger Like all the singing Sounds the same Like there's a demon Ringing Bells inside your skull Till you're insane Bitter ringing in your brain The time is ripe Hark the harbingeerrrrz All good fellowzz Do not linggeerrz While you're at it Imprison all the chingerrrz do Or pretty soon there'll be nothing left to cling to For all you Bitter clingerzz Marry principal Lower your ring upon its fingeerrz There it is! Now clench and pray It doesn't make a fist Oh the shrieking in the mist Of Pestilential Mire bringerrrz Presidential plague slingerzz Bitter clingerzz Bitter clingerzz Bitter clingerzz Why don't we say it finggeerrzz Like other words like that? The greasy glottal On the g When others like it lay flat? Cos it's a finger and it's permanently raised Are you so dumb you confused it for a thumb?