I Wanna Get Married

Lyrics

I wanna get married, yes, I need a spouse I want a nice Leave it to Beaverish golden retriever And a little white house I wanna get married, I need to cook meals I wanna pack you cute little lunches for my Brady Bunches Then read Danielle Steele I wanna escape this rat race I've created I'm feelin' enervated I don't care if I make it I just want to bake a sugar cake For you to take to work in the morn And I'll stay home cleaning the dishes And keeping your wishes all warm I wanna get married, that's why I was born I wanna partake in bake sales for the classroom I wanna hear the sweet tune Of Sally's little vroom-vroom As she zooms around my broom As I exhume the gloom of my shallow life I wanna be simple and honest and dimpled 'Cause I am your wife I will never tarry, I'm not even torn I wanna get married, that's why I was born