Beat My Dog

Lyrics

You beat my dog, you eat my frog You drink up all my gin You bay at the moon, you sleep 'til noon And you never tell me where you been I buy you clothes, I fix your nose I steal you ruby rings You break the rules, you pee in pools You do outrageous things Oh, baby I lie, I cheat, I steal, I cry for you, baby Oh, baby I'd lay down my life and die for you, baby Well, you take my car, you drive so far Come back with the tank on "E" Your hair all messed, and you half-dressed And you just look at me You're out all night, you come home tight You fall down on my bed And there you lay for all the next day For all I know, you're dead Oh, baby I lie, I cheat, I steal, I cry for you, baby Oh, baby I'd lay down my life and die for you, baby Well listen, friend, this has got to end We got to have ourselves a talk Things got to change, got to rearrange Or somebody gonna take a walk Now I ain't one to put down fun But this time you've gone too far You smoke my hash, you steal my cash Who the hell do you think you are? You beat my dog, you eat my frog You drink up all my gin You bay at the moon, you sleep 'til noon And you never tell me where you been Now I don't know why I even try To change the status quo 'Cause you break the rules, you pee in pools (Ugh) But still I love you so, pretty baby Still I love you so, pretty baby Still I love you so