Magazines

Lyrics

[Verse 1] How to lose twenty-five pounds today How to make a million the easy way Forty-five is the new eighteen Read all about it in a magazine [Verse 2] Who's on pills, who's on booze See who's running around on who A picture they don't want you to see Got it right here in a magazine [Chorus] Forget everything you think you know You don't need a mind of your own They're gonna tell you what you need In the pages of a magazine [Verse 3] How to get a man with just one kiss How to get a body that looks like this Get new results with an old routine They'll show you how in a magazine [Chorus] Forget everything you think you know You don't need a mind of your own They're gonna tell you what you need In the pages of a magazine [Outro] If they put it on paper it must be true Surely these people wouldn't lie to you Go on, believe everything you read Everything you read in a magazine Everything you read in a magazine