California Flash

Lyrics

[Verse 1] About two years ago Working in the rodeo I saw the strangest looking man Playing in a rock 'n' roll band He had a twenty foot moustache Wore a purple lavender sash The drummer brought him on with a crash Introduced the one and only California Flash! [Verse 2] He jumped out onto the stage He knew he had everything made He broke out into a song Oh, he couldn't do nothing wrong The he started doing a dance He said it was imported from France The girls all started to prance To see the California Flash removing his pants! (Taking off his pants... Huh...) (Uh-huh) [Verse 3] The crowd kept screaming for more When California left the floor He waved goodbye with a smile As naked as a newborn child Suddenly we all heard a crash Everybody hid all their hash The door caved in with a smash And ninety-nine policemen busted California Flash! [Outro] Oh, goodbye Goodbye, huh So long!