Punk Rock Academy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee When a thought popped into my brain If all of us hated high school so much Why was nothing ever changed? So I called Brian up with my plan that's red hot We got a private institution in the name of punk rock We got some government funding and our own private road And 666 for our radio snow code [Chorus] I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended the Punk Rock Academy I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended the Punk Rock Academy [Post-Chorus] Ha (Huh-huh-huh) Heh (Huh-huh-huh-huh), yeah [Verse 2] Chris Jensen's teaching science, and he's still running Mountain We fired the guy from Bad Religion 'cause he sold punk rock out, and We'll give the dirty punks a dip and get rid of all their fleas And we'll never, ever buy anything with a UPC [Chorus] I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended the Punk Rock Academy I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended the Punk Rock Academy And no one made fun of me [Bridge] At the Punk Rock Academy Where all the students They're diagnosed with ADD Take me home tonight I don't wanna let you go 'til the feeling's right Take me home tonight I don't wanna let you go 'tll the feeling's right We will import a token jock, and we will kick his token ass (Take me home tonight) And there will never, ever be a physical education class (I don't wanna let you go 'til the feeling's right) Think about it and you'll agree, it's the bizzity-bizzity-bomb (Take me home tonight) And maybe we can get Assück to play the senior prom (I don't wanna let you go 'til the feeling's right) [Chorus] I had a dream when I was in high school That I attended the Punk Rock Academy I had a dream, when I was in high school That I attended the Punk Rock Academy And no one made fun of me [Outro] Thank you, Philadelphia!