Jenny S.

Lyrics

[Canned applause] Thank you! Her father's name is Mark, her mother's is Jan She's the cutest thing I've seen since I encountered Ms. Pac Man She wrestles like the Hulkster, no, she does not give up She thinks that she's a bad ass 'cause she now owns the zoo cup Ohh ohh-ohh Jennifer Schumow, ohh-ohh Jennifer Schumow, heee Jeeneefer Scheemeee, ho To me, she's vegetable-eating and Jenga-cheating You know fuckin' Singapore is where we're eating If you put on a movie, she falls asleep at the first scene That's all right still, 'cause she's my perfect daydream And another thing, this I know is true The thing that makes her perfect is that she's even a Jew (Hava Nagila) All I can say Is that I'm glad that this started And she loves me, though I'm completely retarded All I can say Is that I'm glad that this started And she loves me, though I'm completely retarded (Yeah!) Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh Jennifer Schumow, whoa-ohh-ohh Jennifer Schumow Jennifer Schumow And the people from Germantown High School say ("Yo, MIster Goren, do you toss salad?") And the people from Germantown High School say ("Ha! Ha!") And the people from the Wu-Tang Clan say ("Torture, kid, torture!") And the people from Whitney High School say ("I love you, Jennifer!") Yeah (Ohh ohh-ohh) Jennifer Schumow