Avenger (Rock Version)

Lyrics

[STAGE BANTER] ADAM: Uh, this next song is entitled "Avenger." It's about taking a large crane, picking up jerks, and throwing 'em away in the ocean. You'll like this one a lot (Count-in clicks) ADAM: Ready? (Drums start playing, no one else does) ADAM: Are all of you ready? (Count-in clicks) [SONG BEGINS] Ever think to yourself about an option? A different way to be? Lets round up the no-good dudes And put 'em on an island in the middle of the sea Ever think to yourself about an option? A different way to be? Lets round up the no-good dudes And put 'em on an island in the middle of the sea I thought of a plan two years ago It seemed to solve any problem Any single problem, that is, I think I oughta know It involved a heavy piece of machinery That has the responsibility of lifting an entire country Number one, I pick up that fuck face from the Deadguy show Who beat me up for no reason Number two comes the entire Canadian border patrol They stole money from me Sometimes It's hard to believe that they're brethren of you and me I got an excellent idea Build an island where we dump the rest of the world Or maybe just you and me Here's how it works I use the crane to pick up Isreal And softly place it in Wyoming, where it thrives real well Single-handedly, I solved the Middle East And on the way I got a Nobel Prize for peace Number one, I pick up that guy from the Deadguy show Number two, I scoop up, up, up The entire Canadian border patrol Yeah Sometimes It's hard to believe that they're brethren of you and me I got an excellent idea Build an island where we dump the rest of the world Or maybe just you and me [Spoken] I saw you walking down the street the other day. You were going one way, I was going the other. We both walked right by! We didn't say a word. We used to be this close, we used to be like brothers. But now, because of one time, one word, one phrase, it's over! Ever think to yourself about an option? A different way to be? Lets round up the no-good dudes And put 'em on an island in the middle of the sea Ever think to yourself about an option? A different way to be? Lets round up the no-good dudes And put 'em on an island in the middle of the sea [SONG ENDS] [STAGE BANTER] AUDIENCE MEMBER: Stop playing! ADAM: Uh, we just did! Ha ha!