You And Me Instead

Lyrics

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Honey, I had to call you I know, it's 1 a.m.  The late, late show Is sad but I'm glad But it's about to end [Verse 2] Yeah, I've been drinking And I'm tired But I am too blue to go to bed Oh, I wish that me and our TV Were you and me instead [Chorus] The all night movie starting Oh, and there's a leading man He just kissed his leading lady Oh, he's surely one lucky man Now he's apologizing For all the stupid things he said And I wish that she, and lucky he Were you and me instead [Verse 3] But you and me, we're both alone And it's a crying shame That we're too proud to cry out loud But we're not too proud to blame [Verse 4] What good is pride when you wake up By the cold side of the bed? Let's make up, and let's wake up With you and me instead [Outro] Yes, I'm apologizing for all the stupid things that I said And I'd like to trade This hurt charade For you and me instead