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[Intro] Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail I had a little too much to drink I ain't got no bail, can't make no bail And I'm spending New Year's Eve in the clink [Verse 1] I was in the wrong lane, feeling no pain Zoomed my car to seventy-five Ran right into, you can guess who And they say I'm lucky to be alive [Refrain] Merry Christmas, Happy New Year They're singing down the street While everybody's having Christmas turkey They bring me bread and water to eat [Chorus] Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail I wore my shoes out walking the floor Got rocks in my head, I wish I was dead Ain't gonna drink and drive no more [Instrumental Break] [Interlude] Could use one half of them balls on that, you know? No-no-no-no-no, not the balls of chains, but [?] little balls [?] Eggnog, yeah, I'd like to have some eggnog [Refrain] Merry Christmas, Happy New Year They're singing down the street While everybody's having Christmas turkey They bring me bread and water to eat [Outro] Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail I wore my shoes out walking the floor Got rocks in my head, I wish I was dead Ain't gonna drink and drive no more Ain't gonna drink and drive no more Ain't gonna drink and drive no more [Instrumental Outro] ([?], Christmas party [?] [?] jingle, let's have a drink)