Gospel Night At The Strip Club

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's gospel night at the strip club, been sleepin' in my car I lead the singin' service with a half-ass tuned guitar Brandy's singin' backup while Lonnie's tendin' bar Just waitin' for more sinners to show up [Verse 2] And Crystal just started dancin', she's always right on point She don't mind if you don't tip her as long as you slip her a joint And Patti's got an upper to get her through her shift And a downer so she can lay down with the kids [Chorus] Hallelujah, hallelujah Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers Hallelujah, hallelujah Would you recognize him if he bought you a beer? [Verse 3] Lonnie, he's a listener, he shoulda been a priest It's the same confession on a barstool or your knees He makes a mean Manhattan, but he ain't drank since '93 Does the last call benediction, then wipes the bar slate clean [Chorus] Hallelujah, hallelujah Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers Hallelujah, hallelujah Would you recognize him if he bought you a beer? [Verse 4] The same old dirty dollars keep gettin' passed around To whoever needs 'em most, and I guess that's me right now 'Cause I'm starin' at this Jackson someone laid here at my feet And that's gas in my ol' Honda and somethin' warm to eat [Chorus] Hallelujah (Hallelujah), hallelujah (Hallelujah) Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers Hallelujah (Hallelujah), hallelujah (Hallelujah) He laid down a twenty and then he disappeared