Lyrics

Hey girl you're looking cute tonight You're playing all your cards just right, you've got him And the way he's looking at you like a goddess sent from heaven Could make any woman's head spin You're so close now you can feel it Cheek to cheek and hand in hand It's bout to go down And there's no way that you could know From this dog and pony show That you're dancing with the biggest little Piece of shit in town Ahh ooooo Can't you see there's something really stinky Buying you another drinky Yeah I bet you're thinking he's all yours Ahh ooooo When he says it's just the office calling It's a red dress falling to the floor Ahh ooooo I can hear his midnight lies All thе lines I memorized whеn he was mine You've got one thing in common with the rest You all seem to love that POS He says he's into you And I'm not trying to tell you What to do doo doo doo But if you're his seven thirty You can bet your ass he's got a nine and ten too Cuz I've seen the way he works the way He moves the games he plays he's playing you now And you're finally gonna get it Yeah the minute you step in it Cuz you're dancing with the biggest Little piece of shit in town Ahh ooooo Can't you see there's something really stinky Buying you another drinky Yeah I bet you're thinking he's so fun! Ahh ooooo When he says his ex is crazy, Oh yeah well okay maybe You'd be crazy too if you'd seen what he's done Ahh ooooo I can hear his midnight lies all the lines I memorized when he was mine You've got one thing in common with the rest You all seem to love that POS Ahh ooooo Ahh ooooo Ahh ooooo You get a call from a work trip Babe the snow in Utah's really coming down But then your friend said she just saw him At a bar just on the other side of town Give him the dump don't be a fly Take a plastic bag with tie Please pick up after your pets Before it piles up to high too high And for god's sake please Figuratively take the bottom of your shoe To the proverbial edge of the curb And scrape off that POS