Muddy Swim Trunks

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Asher Roth - Rap

Muddy Swim Trunks

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[Intro] Seared Foie Gras with Quince and Cranberry One day, I'm gonna say something really impressive [Scratches] Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's (god damn) While he's resting or while he's bench pressing Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's (god damn) While he's resting or while he's bench pressing Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's Hey yo quick life lesson, Hey yo quick life lesson Hey yo-hey yo-hey yo-yo-yo- [Verse] Hey yo quick life lesson, never touch a man's (god damn) While he's resting or while he's bench pressing Hanging out with Pan, playing flutes for affection Hoping to seduce so I use this erection Uh, viewer discretion, sex drug reference Smoking all your weed, about a quarter pound of headies Stroking on your sheets while you organize the wedding Flowing on the beat, got to fortify my sentences Yeah strengthen my oratory weapons Forget the pen, Emerson in a second Past life present, shots is like deafening Heard around the world like the Giants won the pennant Ain't no need to get defensive Like Revis for the Jets or Arenas when he bets I was messing, please don't be so aggressive You wasting T-cells when you hating on my flesh and blood Don't be mad that this rap's my profession And I go to class in the same clothes I slept in And watch hoes arm wrestle while I'm reffing Over the top, psych, nah, mic checking, uh Just you wait until we get to the intestine That real shit, Ms. Frizz kind of life lesson Magic School Bus type riding on the record "The science of the mind, I am highly interested" No religion, if I did it would be Buddha Or maybe Hindu, cause Ganesha is remover Of everything that's pseudo and that's including you know Losers starting rumors that I'm similar to Bruno Cool, yo, that doesn't bother me a tiny bit (Nah) I'm confident, I'll take it as a compliment Anonymous nonsense, well, that's time spent I'm too wild, trying to take it on back to '9-6 Illadelph Halflife, All Eyez have been nixed Beats, Rhymes and Life and Stakes is High shit It Was Written in the scriptures, ATLiens exist By Ironman and Dr. Octagonecologyst So quit it with your Cristal sipping, wack spitting That's finished that instant that Asher Roth steps in Admit it, that kid is bad with it Fast-witted, tactitic, too brash to ask critics, 'cause They just bums, disgrunts who couldn't cut it So they judging others on how to do something But fuck it, I ain't trusting nothing but my gut Try anything once except for fucking up the butt And hugging on the nuts of some owner of some buzz-nuss All for some bucks and some buzz cause, tut tut I'll be doing this just for fun stuff (like what?) Jumping in the mud in my swim trunks

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  • Asher Roth