Lyrics

[Intro] The year is 2088 Civilization as we know it has completely collapsed The world is in total anarchy And all the cities have burned to the ground Except for one: Crystal Lake, Illinois Where all the humans who desire to maintain order reside In the center of the city there is a massive egg with a 300 foot circumfrence All of the citizens of Crystal Lake use this giant egg for their electricity It has becomе integral to maintaining a failing of a life in such an apocalyptic state of thе world However, one morning, screams echo through the town A one thousand foot tall hen stomps over the city walls It's come to retrieve its egg from the reaches of humanity [Pre-Drop] What's going on? What's going on? Consume the egg Are you ready? [Drop] What's going on? [Pre-Drop] Oh hey mister hen You want your egg back? Ha! Well why don't you come and fucking take it? [Bridge] This is the ultimate showdown The citizens of Crystal Lake, Illinois Versus The one thousand foot tall hen Let's begin with the humans Three, two, one, fight! [Verse 1: The Humans] Who came first, (yuh) the egg or the chicken? Well the egg came first, and your ass'll get a kickin' (yuh) Rotisserie style we'll impale you on a stick (let's go) And rush you in the oven to the sound of the lick Hey fool [?] comin' for the chicken Comin' for our egg but your ass get a kickin' Move out the way 'cause Suggest a Name has risen To steal your fucking kid, now give us the pigeon [Verse 2: The Hen] Yuh, buck buck cluck cluck bucka bucka cluck Kidding I speak english, bitch you gullible as fuck [?] humans are lazy The only name I suggest is Cringe Nae Nae Baby [Verse 3: The Humans] You got egg on your face and I sure didn't lay it Your rhymes are a disgrace, just had to say it If you try to steal our egg, you're drunker than Oli (hang on, what?) Chokin' on his cock, 'cause that's what they call me Who won? Who's next? You decide! [Outro] (each paragraph said at the same time) Major. Noah. God, please wake up. We're All Nighter 7 now, you've been in a coma for a year and a half. Please, wake up Major, come on, man, you gotta wake up. Please wake up, man. I'm gonna be sick, Major. Bet you, come on man, I'm gonna be sick if you don't wake up. (coughing) Major. Major. Maaajor. Noah. Noah. You've gotta wake up, man. Major, you've gotta wake up. Please! Noah. Pleeease wake up, Major. Please wake up, I'm begging you. I'll take you to Olive Garden, I'll be [?]. You need to wake up. You need to listen to me. You need to wake up!