Jules Lost His Jewels

Lyrics

[Intro] C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça Alright, alright [Verse 1] I named him Jules, he stole my baby Then he stole my heart I knew that he was a tiger Right from the start She plays rough with him 'Cause he's her ragamuffin, oh yeah She played hard but then he got harder She kicked his head, that's when he got on her [Verse 2] I said to Jules, "Just 'cause you're a cat Don't mean you ain't a man" "Just 'cause you're a man don't mean Every pussy need a dad" "Can't have you cream on my girl Find another dealer to pawn off your pearls" [Chorus] Jules lost his jewels When he came up pearls They took his manhood Jules lost his jewels When he turned eighteen Moved down to West Hollywood Jules lost his jewels When he came up pearls They took his manhood Jules lost his jewels When he came up pearls They went to go back to West Hollywood [Refrain] C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça Alright, alright, c'mon [Verse 3] Jules made a mess on my baby's dress Late last night Pumpin' up n' down with every whimpering sound Well oh my! She shook her knee and woke me up, said "That sick little brat's got my leg in a hump", well alright I pulled on his socks, pinned him down on his back, said "How does that feel?" then he sprayed on my lap, no! [Chorus] Jules lost his jewels When he came up pearls They took his manhood Jules lost his jewels When he turned eighteen Moved down to West Hollywood Jules lost his jewels When came up pearls They took his manhood Jules lost his jewels What'd he do, what'd he do? Moved down to West Hollywood [Outro] C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie Comme ci, comme ça C'est la vie, c'est la vie C'est la vie, c'est la vie (Comme ci)